ClWelcome to..... THE ADVENTURES OF Po Lil' Kev & BadChad !! to add your text. |
by Miss Violetta Bandinage Novelized from the Hit Fox TV Series Soon to be Major Motion Picture starring DAVID GALLAGHER & FREDDIE PRINZ JR. |
All through their childhood Kevin and Chad were devoted friends. Here they are on the train to Pumpville, Texas and a delightful summer frolic at Kitty Kallen's Kroquet Kamp . Although it may look as if Chad is holding a meat cleaver in his precious little paw, I have been assured that the object is actually a rare square ping-pong paddle which was designed by the French to give their ping-pongeurs an edge over the oft victorious Chinese team. Unfortunately the squaddle, as it was called, was never approved for International competition (can you imagine what that object would be worth today!!!!?) |
We will never know exactly when it was that good, nay angelic, Chad snapped and was subsumed by his demonic alter ego BadChad! Alas, he would trade his innocent squaddle for the tempered steel Japanese meat cleaver which remains his weapon of choice. Many say it happened on a trip to New York when a certain Evil Witch Robin put a curse on him . It is rumored that she had successfully used such a curse against a husband in an earlier short lived marriage. At first this curse had seemingly little serious effect, perhaps only causing the man's voice to slowly become higher and less appealing. ( Obviously such a fate did not befall Chad....though one can't help but wonder if a teeny little bit of the curse didn't rub off on Po Lil' Kev.... ) However, soon the Hapless Hunksome Hubby felt compelled to rape unsuspecting females and brawl with threatening males....or was it the other way around? Miss Violetta isn't sure...no matter! It is said that things reached such a state that he attempted to cannibalize one of his enemies, while the intended meal was still alive!!! Now there's one for Mr Ripley! Needless to say such behavior was shunned by society and the man soon slid into obscurity. |
Fearing for his life, Po Lil' Kev bid adieu to his Beloved Home State, Florida. Fleeing his former friend who had now metamorphosed into BadChad he set off for the relatively secure arms of Foggy Old London Towne. How unfortunate that while visiting the historic Tower of London he should bump into none other than BadChad himself who had been lured to the nearby East End by its infamous Jack the Ripper Walking Tour and by the sizzlin' aroma of Tandori Chicken. Delicious!!!!!!! |
Finding himself at the end of his rope (which is where BadChad may wind up, literally, should his murderous intent ever be fully realized) Po Lil' Kev signed on as an exotic dancer in a volatile troop of transvestite performers touring the lesser capitols of Europe. Who knows how BadChad managed to track him down to that sleazy drag cabaret in an older sector of Budapest. Luckily Po Lil' Kev's adoring co-performers were willing to protect him from BadChad's shocking assault........but at what price.......? PO LIL' Kev !!! |
TO BE CONTINUED........... (That is if Po Lil' Kev manages to escape into the Steppes of Central Asia, and if Miss Violetta herself isn't strangled in her sleep. Goodness knows those threatening emails have been piling up since this little tome first appeared!) |
